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Post by Ferobbcious Beast on Dec 4, 2018 17:38:36 GMT
Threads about relationships. Threads about babysitters. Y’all are missing a step. The BABIES! Who has kids already? Who is most likely to have behbees? The least? What do the behbbehs look like? Do they take more from poppa or momma? And of course this thread is made by the local momma bear. kek
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Post by Stage on Dec 14, 2018 23:40:38 GMT
Aad : Aad loves kids, but she and Bulus don't have any cubs. It's actually a big source of gossip in Aadina. There are a lot of fingers quietly pointing at Bulus.
Adra : Adra loves children as well, but she's far, far from ready to have one. She also... well, just can't. The intensity of magic in her body makes her infertile.
Alex : Alex loves kids too! What's with all these A's having kiddie-love? Er... in a wholesome, non-creepy way. Anyway... Alex def wants kids. He's hoping for girls specifically. Even more specifically, he'd want twins since he and his sister are twins.
Baerbel : Baerbel doesn't want kids and has managed not to have any despite her... er, lifestyle, but I think she'd be a perfectly accepting, competent mother if it happened.
Bes : The Bes on Lemuria feels no need to have children and takes every precaution not to, but my canonical Bes is married and has a little half-elf girl at home!
Blasa : Blasa is too busy mothering others to be an actual mother.
Clay : No. Noooo. Noo. No, no. No, no, no-no. No, no. Nope. No. No. NO.
Croder : Croder very nearly had children with his Tasma, but she was killed while heavily pregnant. He would have been a proud, protective father.
Dani : Dani is surprisingly okay with kids, but she never wants any. Not only would she always be afraid of hurting them. she doesn't know if The Wolf is heritable and... well, hosts of The Wolf are driven to kill each other, and if one were a baby...
Dieter : Dieter actually really wants a family one day. One day in the far future though. He isn't even that interested in girls right now.
Feinier : She wants nothing to do with kids. She thinks they're loud and messy.
Feylar : She has kids. Lots of them. She's... not the most attentive mother however. She treats her favorite kids (because she absolutely plays favorites) like drinking buddies, not her own flesh and blood.
Guan : This Guan has no mate and has not yet show herself to be capable of parthenogenesis, so no baboos for her right now.
Hall :
Not especially comfortable with kids and he lives more or less on the road, so he definitely doesn't want any.
Halley : He doesn't want kids, doesn't even like kids all that much, but if he did have any, he'd want boys. Otherwise, he'd spend all his time killing and burying any boy that looked at his baby girl/s.
Lark : She's a lesbian celibate as of right now, so...
Leslie : Like Lee before her, she really likes and wants kids eventually.
Makenna : She doesn't really understand where kids even come from.
Maria : Too anxious about sex and relationships in isolation right now to think about what comes after.
Mattuger : Most of the aisar and vanre have many, many descendants, but Mattuger has remained strangely chaste. He wonders about pups now that Ragnhild has his attention though...
Mussurana : Actually had a baby. She's a shitty mother and just left them with the father however.
Nabeelah : Her only child (and mate) got murdered by a mob and she's a bit over the hill, so no more kids for her.
Nata : Uninterested in children, romance, and sex alike.
Nefier : Adra. Whose mother he let raise her alone. Then caused the death of. He's... a really bad dad.
Nita : aaa
Orinda : AAA
Ragnhild : Nope.
Razor : She's basically a giant baby herself, so she resents the idea.
Rise : Lesbian.
Rochilda : She's a rock.
Sam : Too nervous about both kids and relationships to consider it.
Speka : Getting unexpectedly pregnant is actually something of a fear for her.
Sweetheart : She had three chicks, but they're all MIA. Sadly, she might be the last of her kind left...
Syler : She'd literally sell any babies she had. She's shit.
Taber : Gay.
Tasma : Finds the idea that another version of her let Croder impregnate her thoroughly disgusting.
Tema : Doesn't even know where they come from.
Terci : That's WAY above her head right now.
Twist : Doesn't plan to have any, but isn't vehemently against it or anything.
Tyra : Would be happy never having any.
Uta : Wouldn't mind having one or two, but her marriage is kind of in shambles, so...
Vee : Lesbian and also doesn't want any.
Verd : Doesn't know where they come from.
Withiq : Warals don't feel a sense of individual parenthood, so it doesn't really mean anything to him. He does have a biological daughter though.
Xipil : Hermaphrodite. Also the last of his kind.
Zana : She'd jump off a bridge before she left herself get pregnant. She likes her niece a lot though.
Zander : He's a good, little, chaste boy like the Pale are supposed to be.
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Post by Executus Gira on Dec 24, 2018 3:43:31 GMT
Molly: A family is... a little beyond her at the moment, but she'd do her best to be a loving parent. She cares for kids, she understands them.
Demmy: Shockingly, she'd probably be okay-ish as a parent. During her Tyrant of the Abyss days, HELL NO, but now she's wiser and more mature.
Heather: Ahahahahahahahahahaha-NO. I'd feel so bad for the kids under her care.
Prateria: Woe betide both Prateria's husband and their children.
Unish: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Absalom: Dude loves kids, he might be an... iffy husband, but he'd be an okay dad, even if he doesn't quite have it mentally.
Curt: Bad attention management aside, he'd do well as a father. Loyal and compassionate.
Tama: Just as a real fox will go to any length for her pups, so too would Tama for her kids. They would be the safest children on the planet.
Theresa: She'd try her damnest, but I don't think she has it in her to go the full distance.
Arnett: NO.
Jeannie: I think I hear the FBI/cops outside...
Lillie: Hates kids. She doesn't have the patience or the desire to even entertain that notion.
Circe: And now we enter the 13th subdivision of childhood HELL.
Micah: She'd be interested in a relationship and having kids. In fact, she'd want nothing more than to live a normal, ordinary life...
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Post by Ferobbcious Beast on Mar 24, 2019 15:40:51 GMT
Has kids already: Jorgen: More like she had kids, but still... Korraz and Sirmaq: They have their daughter Skovska and their son Kovrald, the latter of which Sirmaq is actually the adoptive father of. Skovska physically takes more from her mother with her strong build, but she has her father's colors and blue eyes, with some faint spots on her fur like Koko's. To his mother's relief, Kovrald inherited her peaceful and protective personality and not his father's aggressive one. He does have the near-black fur color of his dad, though, but he has Koko's eyes. Nor and Usken: They have two daughters that I never bothered to develop or even name. Ristaang: Literally the mom of my entire roster. Roanauk: I would assume so.
Most likely to have behbee(s): Well, Shaman Hedstagg and Bronrod are close and already argue like a married couple, so I think they're well on their way to be on Shipmaster Gronnrig's plans.
Least likely to have behbee(s): Shaman Sagani: He just isn't that interested. He likes cubs, but doesn't care to be in a relationship. Gronnrig: She's a ghost. And even if she wasn't, she never was interested in having cubs or a mate of her own. She prefers to take care of everyone, not just a handful of people. Noataq: Doesn't have a mate. Would probably be Kit if he had one, though. Manirak: Doesn't have a mate and I don't care to hook him up with anyone. He's just a cool grandpa walrus.
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